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Melina, 17, not as funny as I'd like to think I am.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

17 hours ago

rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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17 hours ago

Get to know me meme: favorite male characters

9th doctor (Doctor Who)

You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.”

(Source: codexsherman)

20 hours ago

bennyslegs:

please love celebrities without invading their privacy please love them as people and respect them please love them but don’t feel entitled to them or their life they are not yours they are theirs

20 hours ago

teatrical:

i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to my parents to told them ‘hey i’m straight’ so why should i have to do it?” and he arrived home with his boyfriend and no one made a big deal out of it and i think that’s the way it should be everywhere

20 hours ago

paraddict:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

(Source: losergf)

20 hours ago
21 hours ago

bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

21 hours ago
How has it been 6 months already!!?

How has it been 6 months already!!?

(Source: coollikewhovian)

21 hours ago

Bastille Dance Moves Master Post

bashtille:

"The Foot Stomp"

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"The Sous Chef"

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The Aggressive Percussionist

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"The Whiplash"

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"The Big Clap"image

"The Lasso"image

The “Get Down”

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"The Multiple High-Fives"image

"The Adventurer"

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"The Tippy-Toes High Notes"

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Credit to Millie0013 for the gifs and names!

1 day ago